Monday, August 8, 2011

Another Classy thing I did

So We went out for our anniversary and first of all we parked on one end of downtown Minneapolis and then decided to walk in a complete circle to decide which restaurant we wanted to go to only to walk all the way back to the one closest to our car. We also chose this restaurant Seven over Fogo de chao because we thought it might be a little less expensive.(We were quite wrong, lets leave it at that!!) We then decided we did not want to sit in the restaurant we would sit up on the rooftop bar and just eat our fabulous meal at the bar. First we played tell the story of the couple sitting next to us where he was obviously 60+ and she was about 38 with way too much makeup on and clearly she was not enjoying the date. Anyways! Then we drank a little more and finally decided to order food. When we were eating a 65 year old(he shared with us) decided to buy the entire round of drinks and shots for the girl who was having her 24th birthday. She came over to talk to us and said she was swearing off men and wanted to be our Nanny(We will come back to this later). They then moved away and a group of three younger very unattractive guys came over and said this place is lame there are no chicks here, I then told them that there was a bday party over there with a bunch of hot chicks. They said thanks asked what they were drinking and I told them (Shots called Duck Farts? I will have to use the google machine later to find what this actually is) Tim then says lets finish our drinks and then you can go get the nanny's information. . .this is why I reference back to this because she is hot and Tim just wanted a typical hot nanny. Back to the duck farts, the three guys said they look bored and then decided to buy these ladies 10 shots which is 100 bucks at this locale, Tim and I quickly got up from our fabulous meal in which we walked out to realize that the birthday party was long gone and this guy had just spent 100 bucks on shots. Oh to be young and simply wanting to get laid!! If only duck farts were the answer. Here my friends is where we get to the really classy part. Tim and I had consumed a few cocktails and were discussing the camera system in Mpls parking ramps in which we were wondering if anyone ever watches them. So in the elevator I decided to show my husband on our anniversary one of my boobs and then let him motor boat them (I had put the shirt back down for this) At this point a voice came over the speaker, "Thanks man!" the doors opened and we were able to drive home and laugh as we thought, Wow we are classy, and also that answered our question. I guess people do watch the cameras in the Mpls parking lot after all.

By the way if you wanted to see other classy things I have done scroll down to the blog Seriously

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