Betty Draper

Yep it is official. It has been for awhile but now that I am blogging it. . . now it becomes official.
I have a new dog. Her name is Betty and I am not ashamed to say that I love her. She is very smart. Something you followers know that my previous dog who jumped the fence and never was seen again was seriously lacking. She currently is sick with a bacteria infection but I am hopeful that it will clear up and then we will all be better off. Now I know that you all were wondering. . . Tim named her Betty after a WWII bomber plane but I call her Betty Draper after January Jones' character on Mad Men. I am completely addicted and love that show and would love to get a little stud named Donald Draper to breed Betty with. (Not that I would want to deal with breeding but the idea is awesome!)

Food and I

So as the four of you. . . I mean the millions of followers I have know, I love to eat. I am a big fan of food. Recently a book was brought to my attention Women, Food, and God. I read the book, I mean I the first half of the book before it started getting repetitive and I have to say that there was a lot of truth to it. The author(not quite sure of her name) states that if we overindulge in food there is probably some underlying truth to it. I thought bologna, there is no way that my obsession with food and my obsession to talk about food has anything more to do with the fact that I LOVE TACO BELL. I am not afraid to say it again I LOVE TACO BELL. But then I started thinking and thought, crap this woman is right there is something else to me constantly wanting food(by the way when I say food I really am just referring to taco bell, donuts, good pasta dishes, anything that would be served during the breakfast hour!) OK where was I, I quickly became enthralled in the idea of going to Taco Bell. . . .anyways in all seriousness I now realize that food has been the only thing that I have ever been completely and utterly allowed in life with no exceptions. It has always been acceptable for me with boys to eat. It was always OK with my parents to eat more than I necessarily needed. I wasn't given a whole lot extra in life but food was always OK. Even now I know that food is always acceptable to spend money and or time on. But now that I have come to this realization I am stuck, does this mean that I am using food to make up for something lost or have I just been using food because it has always and only been the one thing that everyone else is OK with? Crap I should have finished the book maybe then I would know what to do with this information!!! Oh well I guess I will just blame my indulgences next time I order a cheezy gordita crunch:)

Another Classy thing I did

So We went out for our anniversary and first of all we parked on one end of downtown Minneapolis and then decided to walk in a complete circle to decide which restaurant we wanted to go to only to walk all the way back to the one closest to our car. We also chose this restaurant Seven over Fogo de chao because we thought it might be a little less expensive.(We were quite wrong, lets leave it at that!!) We then decided we did not want to sit in the restaurant we would sit up on the rooftop bar and just eat our fabulous meal at the bar. First we played tell the story of the couple sitting next to us where he was obviously 60+ and she was about 38 with way too much makeup on and clearly she was not enjoying the date. Anyways! Then we drank a little more and finally decided to order food. When we were eating a 65 year old(he shared with us) decided to buy the entire round of drinks and shots for the girl who was having her 24th birthday. She came over to talk to us and said she was swearing off men and wanted to be our Nanny(We will come back to this later). They then moved away and a group of three younger very unattractive guys came over and said this place is lame there are no chicks here, I then told them that there was a bday party over there with a bunch of hot chicks. They said thanks asked what they were drinking and I told them (Shots called Duck Farts? I will have to use the google machine later to find what this actually is) Tim then says lets finish our drinks and then you can go get the nanny's information. . .this is why I reference back to this because she is hot and Tim just wanted a typical hot nanny. Back to the duck farts, the three guys said they look bored and then decided to buy these ladies 10 shots which is 100 bucks at this locale, Tim and I quickly got up from our fabulous meal in which we walked out to realize that the birthday party was long gone and this guy had just spent 100 bucks on shots. Oh to be young and simply wanting to get laid!! If only duck farts were the answer. Here my friends is where we get to the really classy part. Tim and I had consumed a few cocktails and were discussing the camera system in Mpls parking ramps in which we were wondering if anyone ever watches them. So in the elevator I decided to show my husband on our anniversary one of my boobs and then let him motor boat them (I had put the shirt back down for this) At this point a voice came over the speaker, "Thanks man!" the doors opened and we were able to drive home and laugh as we thought, Wow we are classy, and also that answered our question. I guess people do watch the cameras in the Mpls parking lot after all.

By the way if you wanted to see other classy things I have done scroll down to the blog Seriously