Harley

Harley is our black lab.  He turned two on Halloween.  He has nothing physically wrong with him.  He is a very special dog with many very good skills;
1. he can dig large holes in your yard. 
2. He can put thick black hair on all of your furniture
3. he can drag mud into the house that you cleaned on his paws
4. he can get let out of the house to go to the bathroom at night and even while watching him be able to sneak away to dig in whatever the neighbors have in their back yard and be gone just long enough to scare the crap out of you so you think he ran away again. 
5. He also can walk 6 miles away and get into Mercy hospital and run through the halls. 
6. He can jump up on the table and eat your childrens' snacks
7. He can jump up on you with his excitement when you get home and not realize that he weighs 70 lbs and has long sharp nails
8. And lastly if you aren't looking and you thought that the dirty poopy diaper was bad the first time to pick up it is much worse when the dog eats it and rips it to 1000 pieces all over the carpet.  But still we love him but I am not sure why.  He would be a great addition to any home!!!